• I used to ride a horse to school…

    No. You did not read that wrong. In middle school, a few friends and I rode horses to school every morning. We held reigns. We trotted. On our PRETEND horses. As in… there was no actual horse. Sometimes I wonder how I survived middle school at all. Now in all fairness, one of said friends actually took riding lessons. But me? Nope. I did not. I just pretend trotted. I kept a ‘stable’ of horses, complete with names, in my closet. It was aΒ thing. I mean sure I wasn’t the coolest kid in 6th grade but really, who is at that age? Why am I telling you this? We all…

  • Biff Slapped

    /\/\ Β  that is not a typo. We adopted a new pup in January to give Doodles a friend. He was a stray street dog in Peurto Rico at six months old. Imagine his surprise being relocated to Maine! Here is how that’s going. Doodles is 6. He’s a beagle/basset mix (so awkward as fuck looking) and he is the best dog a girl could want. Until Biff. Yes, we named our new dog after Biff from Back to the Future. πŸ™‚ Doodles is now suffering from a severe case of only child syndrome. Doodles is smart. Doodles is loyal. Doodles is chill. Doodles has been an only dog for…

  • The Marriage Pact

    We’re live folks. http://amzn.to/2nOUZxD Eeeeep!! Have you picked up your copy yet? This one is based on a viral Reddit post. We read that post and took the story and ran with it. Mara and I sincerely hope you fall in love with this one. B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-marriage-pact-k-larsen Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/the-marriage-pact-9 iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/the-marriage-pact/id1220146402